circumcising:

circumcising:

sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man

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riddlemehiddleston:

quitcomplaining:

i have been laughing about this for eighty four years

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kristinpenguin:

adahm:

my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”

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musermatt:

musermatt:

Where do text posts go when they die

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purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

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